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Author Topic: What would happen if Harry Potter, Alex Rider and the Po5 characters met?  (Read 22789 times)
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« Reply #405 on: June 10, 2010, 10:00:34 PM »
update what?
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« Reply #406 on: June 11, 2010, 07:27:07 PM »
The parodies.

I would want to write one of my own, to help ease the boredom and uneasiness around here, but my brain isn't working so well these days . . . Summer holidays, what have you done to me?
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« Reply #407 on: June 14, 2010, 04:13:58 AM »
Everyone would DIE (dramiatic duh duh daaaaaa!!)
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« Reply #408 on: June 14, 2010, 09:00:16 PM »
Quote from: MadCatta on May 30, 2010, 02:24:46 PM
Well, whilst talking about FANFiction (Not FictionPress, Deena!) it's your go to update the parody... you write them fast and well, and I've got exams so be nice and update...?

Oh yeah ... Fanfiction, sorry xD

I updated the parody, if anyone's interested ... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4444729/8/The_Longest_Short_Story_Ever

And Zackary10 ... I'm not sure if you're that new, but welcome to the board anyway! xD They probably WOULD die ... any idea how? Make it a bit more interesting, like xD
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« Reply #409 on: June 15, 2010, 02:32:44 AM »
Hmmmm, reading this just makes want more cake, but should I believe in it? "The cake is a lie!"  cheesy

Quote from: zackary425 on June 14, 2010, 04:13:58 AM
Everyone would DIE (dramiatic duh duh daaaaaa!!)

Interesting. I wonder how  . . .
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« Reply #410 on: June 15, 2010, 08:15:45 AM »
With difficulty.

Alex: DAMN YOU POTTER! You do that one more time, I'm actually going to shoot you.
Harry *snigger* *flicks Alex's head*
Alex *shoots*
Scarlett: You know, he's been threatening and threatening, but I never thought he'd go through with it...
Ron: Oi! That's my mate you just killed!
Alex: Yeah...
Ron *mutters spell*
Hermione: *mutters* I kept telling him it's up, down, wave and jab... *dies*
[BOOM]
[giant death, really...]
*Enter Ginny*
Ginny: What's all this noise? Oh. Wow... Mum's gonna love cleaning this up. HEY, SABINA, WE'VE GOT SOME FUNERALS TO PLAN!
Sabina: Woah... yeah, how about a different colour for each?
*Enter Molly*
Molly: This carpet was new! No WAY am I clearing this up...
[loud BOOM]
[deadness]
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« Reply #411 on: June 15, 2010, 04:59:55 PM »
lmao! I imagine those funeral plannings would be hard to do if you're ...um, already dead. Can someone plan their own funeral?

Ginny: Well, I want mine to have lots of flowers.
Funeral Director: ...
Sabina: Ooh, and can you put my casket next to Alex's? Romantic and like. But watch out in case he slips out of his. He's quite good at that.
Funeral Director: Um ...
Ginny: It's going to be quite a big funeral. We'll need snacks, too. I've been getting awfully hungry since I died.
Sabina: Oh, me too! Do you have any cake?
Funeral Director: ... [the cake is a lie]
Ginny: Oh, well. But, just as a cautionary thing, you might want to put up signs on the road. 'WEASLEY PLEASURE RIDER FUNERAL THIS WAY' or something ...
Sabina: Weasley pleasure Rider? Bloody hell, that sounds wrong.
Ginny: ...
Ginny: Oh, um. Well, something like, 'RED HEAD WITH FRECKLES? GO THIS WAY FOR FUNERAL' ... or something ...
Funeral Director: .. er ...
[Harry and Alex walk in]
Harry: Bloody hell! Are you two still talking? Alex, you didn't kill them properly!
Alex: ... but that's your girlfriend and my girlfriend there ...
Harry: Exactly! Do it properly this time!

Ahh ... boredom xDD
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« Reply #412 on: June 15, 2010, 06:41:29 PM »
Quote from: bingo on June 15, 2010, 04:59:55 PM
lmao! I imagine those funeral plannings would be hard to do if you're ...um, already dead. Can someone plan their own funeral?
Haha you cant plan your own funeral while your dead which is why you do it while still alive. I was so bored i already planned mine.... hah im so morbid, but if no one updates the parodies on fanfiction soon i think i might just die of boredom.. at least then my planning will not be wasted
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You see if i wasnt so lazy I would think of something more creative and inspiring to write, but the sad truth is I'm really lazy and just not bothered right now.
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« Reply #413 on: June 18, 2010, 10:10:17 PM »
Hunnies... Updation.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4841525/12/
Read it or beat it.
(Or don't, I'm really not bothered.)
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« Reply #414 on: June 21, 2010, 11:08:13 PM »
i thought it was really cute MC. liked it alot
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« Reply #415 on: June 23, 2010, 01:59:50 AM »
I do not get the Muslim one. Frankly I don't think that's funny. (I am Muslim)  undecided

But the other ones were good.

Chaos: have I ever told you how much I loved you?

Alex: Yeah, that's what landed you in prison.

Hah!
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« Reply #416 on: June 23, 2010, 06:48:10 PM »
Ahahahaha!

Hey, Frozen_Infinity, I'm Muslim too x] Its not really that offensive ... KT's just joking around. I make fun of our stereotype too, so ... yeah ^^
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« Reply #417 on: June 23, 2010, 07:14:53 PM »
I'm not exactly offended, I just don't understand.   undecided

But, yea, the other ones were great.  tongue
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« Reply #418 on: June 23, 2010, 07:54:48 PM »
Yeah, I knew that joke was gonna be risky. And yeah, I make fun of myself and my on stereotypes and all that, so why not make fun of others?

It was meant to be all, 'cause the general stereotype for Muslims is to be suicide bombers... so, y'know, not "I'll kill you!" it's "I'll kill me" ...

And do forgive me if I'm being dense... but I really don't get how this sort of humour is offensive... I mean, it's sort of saying the stereotype is laughable, really...
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« Reply #419 on: June 23, 2010, 08:38:49 PM »
Yeah, s'ok. You're in the clear with me and I'm ultra-sensitive about that Tongue

It's a Russel Peters joke, too xD About how the Americans went to invade Iraq and they were annoyed because the Iraqis weren't scared or something.

American Army: We're going to invade you.
Iraq (thinks, shrugs): Okay.
American Army: Did .. you ... not ... hear me? We are going to COME INTO YOUR COUNTRY and invade you!
Iraq (shrugs again): Sure, come on in, whatever.
American Army: We are going to cause you great pain. We will take your oil.
Iraq: Sure, give it a shot, why not?
American Army: WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!
Iraq (blinks, then yells): ... kill me? F*** YOU! YOU DON'T KILL ME! I KILL ME -  AND YOU!

... well, it was funny when he said it. I'd give a link but he swears quite alot. He's very racist, that bloke. But he's Indian, so its okay.
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